Why So Serious? Tech Jokes to Light Up Server Room Environment



(Summary:Don’t hold back your smile just because you are into something serious like tech support or server room. Laugh your heart out with these funny computer jokes.)

Handling IT jobs in your workplace requires you to be focused and problem-solver.

But that approach sometimes takes a toll on our light side. Many IT pros are stern and marked by their brooding looks. But that doesn’t mean one shouldn’t be lighthearted inside the server room. In fact, a smile can spark positivity that will keep IT pros encouraged. In this context, here are some best tech jokes to light up the atmosphere inside your server room. Let’s have some giggles, guys!

FUNNY QUESTIONS…

“What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?

A Dell Rolling in the Deep.

What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?

iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP

Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they don’t C#. “

(Courtesy: Jokes4Us.com)

 Understanding the 3 Laws of Secure Computing…

1) Don’t buy a computer.
2) If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in.
3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

Why Computer are Like Men?

  • In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
  • They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
  • They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
  • As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
  • They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

 (Courtesy: Workjoke.com)

What He Did? Why He Did So?

A technician advised his customer to put his troubled CD back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room.

A Cool Game Everyone Wants to Play…

This customer comes into the computer store. “I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.” “Well,” replied the clerk, “Have you tried Windows 98?”

 (Courtesy: Funny Jokes)

A Quest to Become a Great Writer…

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!” He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages

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A Take On MS Support Staff’s Modus Operandi

How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask “What is the registration number of the light bulb?”, one to ask “Have you tried rebooting it?”, another to ask “Have you tried reinstalling it?” and the last one to say “It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine…

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